Dress
Yes, please wear clothing. Photo’s will be taken, you have been warned.
Weather
It’s October in Chicago, who the hell knows. Bring layers.
Who can come
This event is limited to invited guests only. If you were not invited, you will be strip searched and placed in a holding cell until it can be decided what to do with you.
What if I forget to RSVP?
Bring a chair and a sandwich.
Where to stay
Below are some links to accommodations if you don’t want to google it yourself.
Holiday Inn Express & Suites Lockport IL
Comfort Inn Romeoville – Bolingbrook
Hampton Inn & Suites Bolingbrook
AirBNB is a thing you can also do, knock yourself out, but get while the getting is good.
Shuttle Service
Heeeellllll no. Call an Uber.
More questions?
Call us, text us, use the contact form, but Wes checks the contact form, so don’t hold your breath.